Ok, I was peeping into the archives of my husbands hotmail account and came across a whole folder marked ‘Kat’. This, I felt, gave me all the reason I needed to investigate further. What I discovered was, amongst other, far more romantic things, the following answers to questions designed to enable you to ‘Get to Know Your Friends’. The idea being that you forward the email to each of your friends with your answers to the questions visible. They then copy and paste the email into a new email of their own and send it to their friends (including you) with THEIR answers visible… can you see where this is heading? Anyway, I just wanted to post this for no other reason than it gave me a big hearty chuckle and who doesn’t need one of those from time to time. Enjoy (and feel free to copy, paste and send away!).
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
On top of the gigantic Buddha in Thailand
2. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
My crotchless Spiderman Suit
3. FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
4. WHAT’S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Now That’s Wank Volume 134
5. WHERE’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Trapped under fallen rocks
6. WHERE’S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
7. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
In the face
8. WHAT’S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Depends on to whom they belong
9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
10. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The skin flute
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?(Sports Utility Vehicle) Just plain old S&M does it for me
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE?
Not as much as I believe in the BEFORE DEATH
16. FAVOURITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?
The one wot I wrote
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
18. WHAT’S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Servicing the landlords father
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The power to make millions of pounds appear in my bank account instantaneously, that would be pretty super…
20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
Erm, a tattoo?
21. CAN YOU JUGGLE
No but I can sure Jiggle
22. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK To. Myself
23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK ?
Daniel Day Lewis
24. WHAT’S IN THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR?
My car doesn’t wear boots
25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
I don’t know either of them.
26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO
The Lord Our God (who is so good and taketh away the sins of the world)
27. WHO’S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?